Sunday, February 13, 2022

The 1982-83 O-Pee-Chee Dating Game: FINAL EPISODE

 
Welcome back to the 1982-83 O-Pee-Chee Dating Game. WE'VE REACHED THE FINAL EPISODE! (APPLAUSE)

It's been a great series with some entertaining contests. And if we've learned anything, it's that our NHL bachelors have quite a healthy variety of skills and hobbies. They're landscape business owners, water skiers, cooking enthusiasts, horseback riders, wind surfers, golfers, fishing enthusiasts, race-horse hobbyists, computer nerds, tennis players, boxers, public speakers, loggers, hunters, guitar players, and more.

Here's a list of the winners, by episode number:
 
1. Normand Leveille (Boston Bruins)
2. Ron Francis (Hartford Whalers)/Steve Kasper (Boston Bruins) (tie)
3. Mark Messier (Edmonton Oilers)
4. Aaron Broten (New Jersey Devils)
5. Dale Hawerchuk (Winnipeg Jets)
6. Curt Fraser (Vancouver Canucks)
7. Ron Greschner (New York Rangers)
8. Keith Brown (Chicago Blackhawks)/Brad Palmer (Boston Bruins) (tie)
9. Wayne Gretzky (Edmonton Oilers)
10. Glenn Anderson (Edmonton Oilers)
11. Mark Pavelich (New York Rangers)
12. Paul Woods (Detroit Red Wings)
13. Kevin Lowe (Edmonton Oilers)
14. Paul Reinhart (Calgary Flames)
15. Joe Mullen (St. Louis Blues)
16. Lars Molin (Vancouver Canucks)/Jim Peplinski (Calgary Flames) (tie)
17. Mike Foligno (Buffalo Sabres)/Brent Sutter (New York Islanders) (tie)
18. Chris Valentine (Washington Capitals)
19. Mike Ramsey (Buffalo Sabres)
20. Grant Fuhr (Edmonton Oilers)
21. Bobby Carpenter (Washington Capitals)

The bachelor who received the most votes in his victory was Mark Pavelich, with a total of 6 votes back in Episode 11. Way to go, Pav! (APPLAUSE)
 
For this final episode, we'll have to do something a little differently though. Why? 
 
Well, There were 64 players who were listed as bachelors on the back of their cards—enough for 21 rounds. 
 
That makes a total of 63, however, which means there's one poor guy left over.
 
 
 
How about a big hand for Joe Cirella! (APPLAUSE)
 
Now we can't just award him the date with our lovely lady this week, so what we're going to do is bring back two contestants who didn't win their rounds. First, please welcome back Left Wing from the New York Rangers, Don Maloney! (APPLAUSE)
 
 
 
Mr. Maloney was shut out by teammate Mark Pavelich in their round.
 
Next, please give a warm welcome to Left Wing from the Chicago Black Hawks, Al Secord! (APPLAUSE)
 

 
Mr. Secord was one of the unlucky competitors who appeared in the same episode as young Wayne Gretzky. 
 
Now that you're all here, gentlemen, please have a seat on the stage, thank you.
 

 
Let's get right to it and find out more about these gents from the back of their hockey cards.
 
 




Not much to say from two of the three bachelors. Maybe Mr. Secord's boxing history had them a little worried. Nevertheless, our lovely lady needs a date! Who will it be?
 
Bachelor number 1: Rookie Joe Cirella, who racked up some big-time PIMs in Ottawa a couple of seasons ago and now finds himself in New Jersey.

Bachelor number 2: Ontario man Don Maloney, who's been putting up consistent goal totals in the Big Apple.

Bachelor number 3: Boxing man Al Secord, who tallied a whopping 44 goals and 303 penalty minutes last year. 
 
 
Cast your votes, and thank you to all the readers and card collectors who participated throughout this series. Your humorous and entertaining comments really made it fun!

If you'd like to look back at any of the episodes, I've created a tab on the menu bar at the top of the blog.

12 comments:

  1. One is prone to sitting in the penalty box... the other is a boxer. If I'm a lady, I'm going with the third option and hoping he's chill. Don Maloney.

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    1. Heheh. Good thought, Fuji. Thanks for all your comments throughout this series!

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  2. Al Secord. Best player of the three. Most interesting hobby, even if it's just by default. A lot of testosterone to make a lady happy. (When you're old enough, I'll explain it to you.)

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    1. Hah! Thank you, Elliptical. And thanks for participating in this series!

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  3. Don Maloney, because Let's Go Rangers!

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    1. I'm very surprised that you voted for the Ranger ;-)

      Thanks for all your comments throughout the series, Brett!

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  4. Maloney because he's safety conscious. Only one wearing a helmet.

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    1. Heheh. Good observation, Jeff. Score another vote for Mr. Maloney. Looks like he's got this one!

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  5. Joe Cirella...because Maloney is too boring and SECORD STILL SUCKS! -yeah old North Stars fan here :)

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    1. Hahah. Got to love the old Norris Division rivalries.

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  6. Are you gonna be starting up another round with a different years worth of bachelors?

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    1. Good question, Jon. I'm not sure Topps or OPC provided such detailed bachelorhood information across all the cards in any other vintage set, but I can check, hahah.

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