Welcome back to The 1982-83 O-Pee-Chee Dating Game, where we'll randomly select three eligible bachelors from the set and you, the reader, will choose which one wins that date with a special lady. How do we know they're bachelors? Why, it says so right on the back of their hockey cards, that's how!
Previous episodes are available here.
Ron Greschner from the New York Rangers was our big winner from episode 7.
Now, let's start the 8th round and introduce the bachelors chosen by our randomizer! [APPLAUSE]
Bachelor number 1: Left Wing from the New Jersey Devils, Brent Ashton
Bachelor number 2: Defenseman from the Chicago Black Hawks, Keith Brown
Bachelor number 3: Left Wing from the Boston Bruins, Brad Palmer
Let's find out more about these gents from the back of their cards
We've got three rather interesting bachelors this week! Let's find out who intrigues you the most, studio audience. Who's the winner?
Bachelor number 1: Brent Ashton, who drives his sports car to the golf course in his leisure hours.
Bachelor number 2: Keith Brown, public speaker and former Winter Hawk.
Bachelor number 3: Brad Palmer, teenage logger turned hunting man.
O-pee-chee must have seen something special in Ashton. They really made the back of his card sound like a dating game profile. He gets my vote.
ReplyDeleteGood observation, Fuji. They also made sure to get a good shot of his hockey hair, which further supports your theory.
DeleteI'm a bit curious about what a "Speaking assignment" is and why Keith Brown enjoys them!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking to aspiring young hockey players? Speaking to business owners? Speaking to potential dates on the dating game? Your guess is as good as mine, Sean!
DeleteIt's hard for me to go against a Devil, but I think Palmer the outdoorsman sounds like the best bachelor.
ReplyDeleteThe French (bûcheron) translates to woodcutter or lumberjack, which means Brad Palmer is a lumberjack and he's okay.
DeleteI have to go Bachelor Number Three. Lumberjack and hockey player are too badass not to vote for him.
ReplyDeleteAs the host of this show, I'm not permitted to vote. However, it's hard not to agree with you there.
DeleteThe surplus or the lack of, follicles will not play a factor in my decision. I'm not spending time in the woods with any axe-wielding hunter. A public speaker would hopefully have a larger vocabulary than say, AXE WIELDING scary guy. Please forgive me if I sound judgmental. I can only use the information available to make my choice. Bachelor #2 for me, and just in time for the weekend!
ReplyDeleteSound arguments there, Julie ;-)
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