These Binders Were Too Cool for School

Back in the 1980s, there was a particular type of binder that schoolkids everywhere wanted. I mean, really wanted.

The Trapper Keeper.

In fact, if you were to create a list of the most popular items of the decade, the Trapper Keeper might find itself pretty high up there, alongside items like Swatch watches, Bubble Tape, Transformers, the Nintendo Entertainment System, and the Walkman.

Now, the particular Keeper you see above is not an original. It's a reproduction. Around the year 2021, the Mead company decided to release some new designs inspired by the originals. As of this writing, it seems like they're still at it. 

The 1980s rule!

I won that Trapper Keeper in a contest a few years ago. And for a while after that, it just sat around with nothing inside. But recently the muses fell upon me:

Why not fill the Trapper Keeper with cards from the era?

It's only fitting, right?

I gave it a little more thought, and narrowed down the options. A complete set of 1980s sports cards wouldn't work, because the rings of a Trapper Keeper have a very small diameter. They just wouldn't be able to hold so many 9-pocket pages.

And actually, sports trading cards in general didn't seem like a very novel idea, because I had so many of those in binders anyway.

But what about non-sport cards?

Yeah, that put me on the right track. The 1980s boasted quite a lot of iconic non-sport and oddball sets, along with some multi-sport sets and food-issue sets. And I already had a bunch of examples in my collection, just sitting in boxes, in the closet, in the dark. How much better would it be to keep them in pages—in this binder—so I could rip open that trademark Velcro flap and enjoy them every once in a while?

So, I started looking through my collection on TCDB. Soon enough, I found some excellent candidates for the binder. Want to see the results so far?

Let's roll.

 

 

  

I'm going to start off by sharing a reproduction of one of those classic Trapper Keeper–branded folders. So far, the only thing I have slotted into this one is my Project P.R.I.D.E. police workbook from 6th grade. (Complete with "hockey guy" illustrations by young Gregory Ninepockets.) 

I'm wondering if I have any other schoolwork saved somewhere in a box in the attic. If I do, that's the sort of thing that I'd also slot into this folder.

Next up, we have the cards. And there was no doubt about which ones I'd display in the first few pages.

I'm not sure if there's a brand of non-sport trading cards more synonymous with the 1980s than Garbage Pail Kids. I've got such good memories of opening packs with my sister and my mom, and laughing at all the zany—if not mildly rude—illustrations and names. You just never knew what you'd uncover in those packs. 

All the cards in my collection are from Series 2 (1985) through Series 7 (1987), and I enjoy them so much that I've got six full pages in the Trapper Keeper. All the card brands that follow are limited to one page each.

How many of you '80s kids were psyched when Sports Illustrated for Kids magazine debuted in 1989? I'm pretty sure I had a subscription for part of that first year, and I remember wondering with excitement about which athletes would be featured on the perforated 9-card insert that was placed inside each issue. 

Unfortunately, none of the cards you see on the page above are originals from my childhood collection. On the positive side, this has allowed me to select the cards that you do see above based on personal nostalgia. For example, I remember Carl Lewis being one of America's darlings during the 1988 Summer Olympics. And if you were into skateboarding back then, Mike McGill was a hot name, right alongside guys like Tony Hawk, Steve Caballero, and Christian Hosoi. (Note: I kind of cheated a little bit with that Boris Becker card in the bottom right corner. It's from the 1990 set, so it's technically not an '80s card.)

 

The first five stickers on this page are from the 1983 Topps Video City set, and feature classic arcade games of the era like Donkey Kong, Zaxxon, and Frogger. The last four are from the 1980 Fleer Pac-Man set. Even though my young collecting days wouldn't start until a few years after the Pac-Man wax packs were available for sale in stores, I do remember having some of them in my collection. I don't know how. Maybe I got them from an older kid in the neighborhood. Regardless, it's a good indication of how wildly popular the arcade game was back then.

 

I didn't have any of these 1985 Hasbro Transformers cards when I was a kid. In fact, I didn't even know they existed back then. But a few years ago, I discovered them and added a handful to my collection. I'm not sure an '80s binder would be complete without a page of these. As for the little guy in the bottom right pocket? That's an example of a sticker that was issued one per hanger pack.

 

These 1987-88 New York Islanders Police cards certainly don't fall into the non-sport category, but they were the cards that came along with that Project P.R.I.D.E. police workbook I mentioned earlier. I was a young kid who was just getting into the sport of hockey back then, so these cards bring back enough fun memories to grant them a spot in the Trapper Keeper.

And what would an '80s binder be without some wrestling cards? I mean, sheesh, that era had so many larger-than-life characters. Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Andre the Giant, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Jake the Snake Roberts, Jimmy Superfly Snooka, King Kong Bundy, The Honky Tonk Man, Ric Flair. The list goes on and on. The first few cards you see on the page are from the 1987 Topps WWF set. The bottom three are from 1989 and 1990 Classic WWF. And that Ric Flair card? 1988 Wonderama NWA. Woooo!

I know, I know. This is not a 1980s set. But I had to include these 1977 Topps Three's Company cards and stickers in the binder anyway. I have some pretty special memories of sitting on the living room floor, watching reruns of this show with my mom and sister back in the mid-80s. John Ritter was so brilliant with his physical comedy. 

How popular was the mascot featured on the first three cards of this page? Well, Donruss decided to include him in their flagship set for three years running! The San Diego Chicken was (and still is) baseball mascot royalty.

Speaking of royalty, the next three cards feature some guys who briefly fit that description in the late-80s. They're from the 1988 Zoot The California Raisins World Tour set. If you like dad jokes and corny puns, this set is for you.

As for the three 1990 Confex Fun Stuff and Nasty Tricks cards on the bottom row, I know they're not from the 1980s, but they FEEL like they are. If I did have some of these cards in my collection back then, they would have definitely been in the Trapper Keeper. Young Gregory appreciated that brand of humor. 

 

 

  

 

Years ago on the blog, I mentioned how some of the light cycle cards from this 1982 Donruss Tron set are more like little pieces of futurist art. I still feel that way, and I think the original film maintains enough cachet to earn some representation in this '80s binder.

 

 

Super Mario Brothers, The Legend of Zelda, and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out were all made legendary by the Nintendo Entertainment System, so these cards from the 1989 Topps Nintendo set were absolute must-haves for the binder. I can still hear the soundtracks to all three of these games in my mind, and it's not just because I spent quite a number of hours playing them. The music itself holds more than enough merit. I mean, various professional orchestras have covered the soundtracks to Mario Brothers and Zelda over the years. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Speaking of memorable music, can you hear the theme song from this franchise? The 1989 Topps Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cards you see on this 9-pocket page are taken from a set that's fun, action packed, and actually tells a story as you progress through it. I was a touch too old to be consumed by Turtle-mania when this set of cards was released. My stepbrother, on the other hand, was a few years younger than me, and he had some of the action figures and was really into it. Apparently, so was my dad. It's all given me a solid appreciation for how Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo captivated so many people at the time.

 

And that's my 1980s binder so far. There's still room for a few more pages, and there are plenty of other iconic 1980s sets out there, so we'll see where I go next. 

Until then, I've got a couple of questions for you readers and collectors:

(1) If you were to put together a Trapper Keeper full of non-sport cards from the era, which sets would you include?

(2) If you went to school during the '80s, did you have a Trapper Keeper? If so, what design did you have? (I had the one with the red Lamborghini on the front.)

Let me know in the comment section. I'm looking forward to your answers!